Commissioner screenshots the leaderboard. AI reads it. Savage personalised recap drops in 30 seconds. Works with Yahoo, ESPN, Sleeper — anything.
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BOOGIE COUSINS MEMORIAL LEAGUE WEEK 17 · AI EVIDENCE FILE TUE 28 JAN 2025 · 06:14 AEST
ALEX GOES 14-3 THEN GETS COOKED BY GUN SHOW
Week 17 delivered one genuinely embarrassing collapse. Alex walked in at 14-3 like he owned the place and left 295 points lighter. Gun Show sent Load Management & Chill straight to the bin and the receipts don't lie.
🔥 BURN BOARD — EVIDENCE FILE
EXHIBIT A
Load Management & Chill · Alex
"14 wins. Lost to Gun Show by 295 points in Week 17. The most spectacular late-season collapse since Blockbuster had a great Q3."
EXHIBIT B
D Loading · John
"1129.90. Rock bottom of the week. 5-12 on the season. A true artist of the L."
EXHIBIT C
The Cum Pit Bandit · Ben
"5-12 and counting. At this point the season is just a controlled demolition."
📱 How it lands in the group chat
BC
Boogie Cousins League 🏈
Joel, Vince, Tom, Alex + 6 more
📞
Aye who won matchup of the week 👀
Joel · 8:02am
Chris absolutely cooked Tai lmaooo
Vince · 8:03am
🧾 RECEIPTS — Week 17
ALEX GOES 14-3 THEN GETS COOKED BY GUN SHOW
Week 17 delivered one genuinely embarrassing collapse. Alex walked in at 14-3 like he owned the place and left 295 points lighter...
💀 Alex: Most spectacular late-season collapse since Blockbuster had a great Q3.
😤 John: 1129.90. Rock bottom. 5-12. A true artist of the L.
🤡 Ben: 5-12 and counting. Controlled demolition.
Commissioner · 8:05am
💀💀💀 Alex mate
Joel · 8:05am
I am NOT a controlled demolition
Ben · 8:06am
Alex is typing…
One tap. Whole group chat on fire.
Commissioner uploads the leaderboard screenshot. Claude reads every score, every result, every matchup. Writes a personalised recap with a ranked burn board. One click copies it to clipboard. Paste into the group chat. Done.
📸Screenshot from any platform
🤖AI reads real scores & results
🎯Burns personalised to each manager
💬One tap to paste into group chat
How it works
Step 01
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Commissioner Screenshots
Grab a screenshot of the weekly results or leaderboard from whatever platform your league uses. Yahoo, ESPN, Sleeper — doesn't matter.
Step 02
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AI Reads the Evidence
Claude reads the screenshot, extracts every score and matchup, cross-references your manager roast notes, and writes a personalised savage recap.
Step 03
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Paste Into Group Chat
Hit Copy. Paste into the group chat. Watch your mates spiral. Nobody who started a bye-week player escapes accountability.